can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow
I end up with 10+ tabs all the time
i end up with so many that they don’t even say tumblr they are just little squares.
I like being tall I hate when I fall what am I? I am Bean, 18 USA
fandom related, random and personal
best of “she wears short skirts”
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it
Toothless in 221B
SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY
This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick
i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick
I need it.
Now THIS is a Solar System dress! Okay, there are still some stars, and a galaxy, but I love how the bright orbs and rings of the planets stand out on the black fabric.
This dress is also from modcloth, and it’s available in sizes up to 4X! Modcloth is known for its diversity of styles and sizes. I could do a whole week on their dresses alone, but tomorrow I’ll branch out.
Thanks to Professor Jennifer Hoffman for finding this dress!
One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.
No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"
A handy guide for anyone not familiar
What the fucking shit is happening
i cant stop laughing omg
BUT WHY IS TOMMY LEE JONES TEACHING IN JAPAN
AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SUPERPOWERS
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE
Tommy Lee Jones has been starring in a series of commercials for Boss Coffee for years now and they are MASTERPIECES OF CINEMA. The plot is that he’s an alien investigating life on earth, and each commercial is a problem or situation.
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