Bean

I like being tall I hate when I fall what am I? I am Bean, 18 USA

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staff:

rustandlead:

fearlesslarry:

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

I end up with 10+ tabs all the time

i end up with so many that they don’t even say tumblr they are just little squares.

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dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

1 hour ago | J | 123,788 notes

deanandthedemonbloodprince:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it

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sherlockspeare:

Toothless in 221B

3 hours ago | J | 12,617 notes
d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

3 hours ago | J | 418,871 notes
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

3 hours ago | J | 111,513 notes

baby-octopi:

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

I need it.

3 hours ago | J | 34,862 notes
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startorialist:

Now THIS is a Solar System dress! Okay, there are still some stars, and a galaxy, but I love how the bright orbs and rings of the planets stand out on the black fabric.

This dress is also from modcloth, and it’s available in sizes up to 4X! Modcloth is known for its diversity of styles and sizes. I could do a whole week on their dresses alone, but tomorrow I’ll branch out.

Thanks to Professor Jennifer Hoffman for finding this dress!

—Emily

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blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

Wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

Wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

4 hours ago | J | 86,471 notes

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

4 hours ago | J | 221,757 notes
king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

4 hours ago | J | 14,066 notes
labocat:

iamthecutestofborg:

deantops:

jakeykitty:

tumblrsloth:

What the fucking shit is happening

i cant stop laughing omg

BUT WHY IS TOMMY LEE JONES TEACHING IN JAPAN

AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SUPERPOWERS
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE

Tommy Lee Jones has been starring in a series of commercials for Boss Coffee for years now and they are MASTERPIECES OF CINEMA. The plot is that he’s an alien investigating life on earth, and each commercial is a problem or situation.
THEY ARE FANTASTIC PLEASE WATCH THEM AND EDUCATE YOURSELVES
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labocat:

iamthecutestofborg:

deantops:

jakeykitty:

tumblrsloth:

What the fucking shit is happening

i cant stop laughing omg

BUT WHY IS TOMMY LEE JONES TEACHING IN JAPAN

AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SUPERPOWERS

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE

Tommy Lee Jones has been starring in a series of commercials for Boss Coffee for years now and they are MASTERPIECES OF CINEMA. The plot is that he’s an alien investigating life on earth, and each commercial is a problem or situation.

THEY ARE FANTASTIC PLEASE WATCH THEM AND EDUCATE YOURSELVES

Continuation here (without subs)

4 hours ago | J | 207,610 notes