May 2013
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
lovehealthlive:
watchtheskytonight:
phantas-mag0rical:
erinchu:
snorlaxlovesme:
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
...
jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
sherlockspeare:
johnlocks-mind-palace:
sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
thesignofthrees:
/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/
He does everything aggressively , it only makes him more sexier.
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SCARF/
/AGGRESSIVELY DOES GRAFFITI/
/AGGRESSIVELY SINGS OPERA/
/AGGRESSIVELY HITS PEOPLE/
/AGGRESSIVELY BREAKS DOWN/
/AGGRESSIVELY...
canadumb:
thinsiqnificant:
canadumb:
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
clarraoswalld:
nopartylikeagatsbyparty:
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT SHIP THOUGH
OTP: EVERYONE HATES US.
Their lovechild:
ewwhipster:
I hope when Joe Jonas has a kid and they get in argument they bring
this up
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forevercryingbecausemerlin:
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
I would pay more for a jacket with inside pockets just so I don’t have to carry a fucking bag round though
kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it