fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
lovehealthlive: watchtheskytonight: phantas-mag0rical: erinchu: snorlaxlovesme: so i cleared my throat today and and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period i hope this has been educational This is so accurate it hurts my soul. I have never seen something so accurate before ...
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks
sherlockspeare: johnlocks-mind-palace: sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: thesignofthrees: /AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/ /AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/ He does everything aggressively , it only makes him more sexier. /AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SCARF/ /AGGRESSIVELY DOES GRAFFITI/ /AGGRESSIVELY SINGS OPERA/ /AGGRESSIVELY HITS PEOPLE/ /AGGRESSIVELY BREAKS DOWN/ /AGGRESSIVELY...
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
clarraoswalld: nopartylikeagatsbyparty: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT SHIP THOUGH OTP: EVERYONE HATES US. Their lovechild:
ewwhipster: I hope when Joe Jonas has a kid and they get in argument they bring this up
starkidspacetourvideos: Moondance - Darren Criss...
forevercryingbecausemerlin: fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags I would pay more for a jacket with inside pockets just so I don’t have to carry a fucking bag round though
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it