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At an Emmy's after party

Steven Moffat: Hello there, I don't believe we've met.
Ryan Murphy: Oh my god, hi! I'm a huge fan of your shows.
Steven Moffat: Yes yes, of course you are.
Ryan Murphy: The way you enrage your audience...I aspire to be like you one day.
Steven Moffat: Is that so. Anyways, I heard that you're adding a character named Rory this season.
Ryan Murphy: Yes! He's going to be a foreign exchange student who lives with Brit--
Steven Moffat: I don't actually care. All that's important is you do one thing.
Ryan Murphy: What?
Steven Moffat: Kill him.
Ryan Murphy: I'm sorry.
Steven Moffat: You heard me. Kill Rory.
Ryan Murphy: But he's a high school student and we're not that dark.
Steven Moffat: It doesn't matter. Kill him.
Ryan Murphy: That wouldn't even make any sense.
Steven Moffat: As if your show ever makes sense. Kill Rory.
Ryan Murphy: Sorry, but I ca--
Steven Moffat: If you expect to ever win an awards show, you'll kill him.
Ryan Murphy: You didn't win tonight either, Steven.
Steven Moffat: I'm from the UK. I'm automatically better than you.
Ryan Murphy: Wha--
Steven Moffat: KILL RORY.